Didn't Hillary have a plan to set up training for out-of-work coal industry employees, offering training for new careers, future-proofing their lives? I feel like she did. But God forbid we do something new. Gotta keep doing the same soul-crushing, environment-harming, health-hazard thing my pappy n' grandpappy did!

That's why I sincerely do not believe Bernie would have won. All Trump would have had to do is shriek "SOCIALIST!" repeatedly, and it would have been an easy victory. 

Even worse is that the longer this goes on, the closer a player like Karl-Anthony Towns gets to the point of no return when it comes to his growth being stunted.

Butlerby the Scrivener

And now imagine what these people are going to be like when Trump’s back is against the wall and he starts giving commands that they need to protect their president at all costs.

But...why use models?

Seeing that picture of Anderson kneeling reminds me of another qb who is fully capable of playing.

That burn is like a tire fire - it just keeps going on in the background of everything else. 

Bar Rafaeli Is the PERFECT cover for an Israeli spy. She’s well-known, but can show up anywhere in the world for a “modeling gig” and who would suspect her? You guys dismissed it right off the bat, so would others.

Memo to any academics who might be hanging out here: when the Student Activities office emails you about a meeting for student club advisors, show the fuck up! Because you’ve been targeted, and if you don’t show up, they’ll stick you with the campus Turning Point USA chapter, and ain’t no junior faculty got time for…

What’s wrong is you have not shared said lyrics with us.

a company phone that redirects to a number registered to Wohl’s mother.

HE CANT EVEN OPEN AN E-TRADE ACCOUNT

Has anyone called that gun-toting girl with the long hair “Repubzel” yet?  If not, let it be known that I came up with that.

If Bennett and Wohl had a kid, it would come out as current Rudy Giuliani.

Art Vandelay?

I remember waking up to my parents telling me Britney Spears had married “that guy from Seinfeld” because the internet wasn’t nearly as accessible and the news cycle was slow to get the details out.

No, it is not. 

Is it wrong that a suburban dude like myself pushing 60 has never heard of any of these contemporary hit-making rappers until they die?

Barry was just mad because I put my seat back.