So my ex and I used to go to this little hole in the wall Bulgarian place in a very bougie town, and it was delicious so we were regulars. One night we’re casually eating normal night out for us, and a dude that the owner had been chatting with leaves and we were the only table.

Lecy Goranson was unfucking watchable. Sarah Chalke as Becky would have been so much better. Sara Gilbert I enjoyed most of the time, Michael Fishman barely existed and only had one scene that I can recall of substance when he and Dan were in the garage talking about him being lost in post-army life. They need someone…

The Coca-Cola accident could have been epic if a Pop Rocks truck had been nearby.

In reference to him being the breakout star, Ted Allen got a case of the giggles somewhere in the world and he doesn’t know why.

I totally thought it was a Murder She Wrote reboot....

PONCHO!

I just recently got takeout from a new place, and they actually punched holes in the styrofoam and I didn’t have soggy fries! 

RIP my clementines that I just bought and I’m still salty that they went bad in like a frigging day.

Make a badge that says PC police, troll them hard.

You joke but The Rock is making calls to make this an actual movie.   Mark this day

Because you felt like you were grabbing food or drinks with him.  Something when you do it with your favorite people or places you love makes your best memories.   Granted for me it was pizza or cereal and boxed wine but my buddy Tony was with me on the TV.

Years ago, my ex and I used to go to a Bulgarian/Eastern European BYO. Meat cooked and served on hot rocks. Two kinds of moussaka both amazing. The greatest soups served with homemade bread for dipping. I was heartbroken when they closed.

Okay when is the follow-up letter: “My wife is your typical ‘Can I speak to a manager’ bitch complete with Kate Goesselin hair of the 00s. It’s now embarrassing being in public with her what do I do?”

Amateurs.  On vacation I can start drinking at 10am brunch, start a buzz and maintain it until I’m collapsing at 2am because my husband is insisting on going dancing.  

So the French trying to disparage California wine doesn’t seem suspicious?

They’re selling just the bread in certain stores.  

I live in NJ and even diners aren’t 24 hours anymore.  I wonder if it’s a crime thing, a staffing thing or a money isn’t there thing.

My grandmother, and her sisters all needed their gall bladders removed in their early 50s.  My mother and I are desperate to break the cycle.  

In college you could always tell who had THAT mom growing up. The one who took it to extremes. They usually put on weight the fastest and acted as though the cereal bar was some gift of the gods.

The only time I have a problem with living in the ‘burbs is when I have limited late night food options.