I’m spending my birthday weekend drinking wine and eating like crazy at the Renn Faire. The Central PA one, I had crepes, mac and cheese, way too much wine, a milkshake and I can’t even remember what else.  I came home ill, but content last year.

Somewhere Simon Pegg is running frantically to speak to his lawyer to get on top of this.

Is your male coworker married? Also why won’t people go to the movies alone? YOU’RE NOT THERE TO SOCIALIZE YOU’RE THERE TO SEE A MOVIE.

Eating dinner alone with a book (or in my case tablet) is one of my favorite things.   Coming from a family of extroverts everyone always thought i was a big weirdo.

I’m in staffing and the number of people that ghost on job interviews or worse ghost on their first day or a couple days into training. Granted I do lower-level staffing where people’s emotional investment is probably less.

How many of them stash university wife in Connecticut or Westchester when they hit late 30's and are trolling the recent college grads in the office?

I love how a little incidental scene of President Bartlet calling the butterball line still gets referenced. 

I’m in NJ and I would probably have cocked my head to the side like a dog watching tv.

So not coffee but I used to run a takeout/delivery counter all through college.  Regulars who tipped me a dollar on the regular.  I remembered you.  You got favors, you got extra bread, you got extra attention.   

I 100% read it the same way.

As a Planet Pizza member nothing is grosser than pizza night. There’s no attendent passing it out with gloves or sanitary precaution. It’s stacks of pizzas and you pull off your own slices. Shockingly the sweaty masses handling my food....not appealing.

I guarantee that these same guys don’t see a problem with the Washington Red Skins or Atlanta Braves.

seriously as an adult if I ate that much sugar I’d just be sick the rest of the day

yes what is the criteria. I live in NJ and it’s Panera and Dunking Donuts as far as the eye can see. or are "Fast Casual" because both have drive thru.

I have a feeling dudes that look like Kid Rock frequently are in brawls at the waffle house.  He's just the most famous. 

She’s off the wall too I think. I don’t know if it’s anything vile, but last time I saw her in an interview she was...off.

Nope I will choose screen addict child every time. They’re quiet and they’re not bothering anyone.

I buy way too much food. But in reality its so I can eat appetizer leftovers as dinner for days!

In Prague the Communist history museum is designed so the entrance is one side of the building,you walk through the museum and exit a completely different door. When you emerge you are in the patio of a McDonalds, and that has to be 100% intentional.

I think Jeffrey Tambor is the meaner version of the dad from Arrested Development..