You understand that it’s not going to go towards charity or orphans or fuck even the working people on the project? The creatives not making as much money is just more money for the organization, you’re an adult who understands that right?

Okay I hate to be glib, but does anyone else see SNL doing a Kagan bit and bringing Rachel Dratch back for it.

I’ve been in HR in some capacity since 2012, that is 100% true. People need to remember that.

I’m now ashamed of my gap year where I learned how to drive and got drunk for the first time were the highlights.

I am not the same age as this dude. No he’s lying. I just looked at photos of me and my friends and we are either models or he’s a filthy liar.

In general when people claim they are tired of “political” and “topical” its because they’re on the wrong side of the joke and are mad about it. But sure silly-walks from a bunch of white dudes is much more engaging for the lowest common denominator than Tom Hanks putting a lense on Rural America in Black Jeopardy.

My ex watched all this crap on Discovery. American Chopper, American HotRod, that Jesse James show. I remember wondering why the hell the channel still called itself Discovery and not just be honest about their changeover.

See I’m going for dark horse and her twin brother is gay and she’s his support. Hence why they’re so much older and not paired off, or they’re Lannistering.

Reporting in from NJ. You eat the Rita’s in the car with the heat on. Because I go above and beyond for a Root Beer and Vanilla custard Misto.

Lol with our local friends we’re on the phone because everyone is on Venmo sending their portion of the bill.

-Sarah Chalke > Lecy Goranson I’m sorry it’s true. Lecy Goranson as an adult is kind of meh

Is that how people/companies know how you feel about them? Bill collecter villain! Birthday card for a pal Mr. Rogers!

Seriously go through YouTube. It’s not just a cultural touchstone but great for making you feel better about the world.

This gets me every time.

It’s because Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers, Reading Rainbow they were very important to us when we very tiny and vulnerable. It’s like they imprint on us emotionally, they’re like a hug from your grandma.

Husband and I have a couple friend and one of them is extremely successful, worked his ass off to get where he is but he’s very much the “I’m doing well so I can have a nice life and want to enjoy it with my friends”. However we always eat and drink places we can afford because I never ever expect him to pay the…

In The Birdcage the couple getting married are like 20 and 18, and no one talks about that part!

My best guy friend and I 100% Ron and Leslie. I’m a super hyper history nerd, and he loves pretty dark haired women and breakfast. Tammy 1 and Tammy 2 also exist.

I can’t be the only trash who’s drinking wine from the box? Naked Grape is my go-to, especially since I’ve been cutting back on drinking. I’m the only one in my house who drinks red and I don’t want it to go bad. My husband loves his Moscato and I keep it in the fridge for him.

Much better than my usual “Ah yes red very good”.