NEW ENGLAND Patriots, idiot.

So many white dudes

Are you kidding me, what 74 year old doesn't want to be driving a 1998 Lincoln.

"It's so believable that I've genuinely considered whether or not there's a parallel group of everyone I know (with slightly different second names) living somewhere in Halifax."

Haha I do occasionally wear the starting hunter scarf thing, I actually like it.

Yeah, because weapons are heavily balanced in the Crucible. They make almost no difference.

The Kvostov is excellent in PvP, I use it regularly just to fuck with people.

What, you don't have to submit receipts?

What, you don't have to submit receipts?

You're married, so this whole post is basically irrelevant to you anyway.

I don't understand how you could be so right about watches, yet so wrong about class rings.

I can't believe this dumb argument is still repeated over and over. You don't want to wear a watch, who cares, but acting like it's easier to check the time by pulling your phone out of your pocket, turning it on, looking at it, and putting it away rather than turning your wrist slightly is ridiculous.

Class rings say "I peaked and have this to show for it."

He looks like he's shitting on the floor as he speaks in the lead picture.

Ha, I'm glad I ran through and cheesed everything I could on all 3 of my characters yesterday.

Fuck off

TL;DR was it the mustachios?

Battlefield 4 was broken for a long time after release you PC Master Race idiot.

You seem unclear on how acting contracts work.

Yeah, no. I'm going to cheese this until they patch it, then I'll do it legit. This game screws me way too hard on loot drops, 5 Crota kills and I've gotten 5 Black Hammers and not a single other new weapon. Plus the whole radiant materials thing is such utter bullshit, I don't feel bad at all.

That would be a horrible "solution", people lag for legitimate reasons all the time.