Oh boy... totally forgot I posted that. So embarassing.

Okay let me explain how this works.

I think we can all agree that nothing will ever taint the legacy of R. Kelly’s inspirational “I Believe I Can Fly”.

He is totally giving me Vigo the Carpathian realness...

Joe Pytka looks like Anthony Hopkins playing Riff Raff in a shadowcast production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

He was also quoted as saying, “On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!”

I am pretty sure he’s entirely basing this stupid statement on the Shannon Lee objecting to Tarantino business and put absolutely no thought whatsoever into any other possible scenario.

“In fact, making sure you can get approval from your subject and/or their family should probably be the first step when it comes to making a biopic”

It’s jazz so there’s nothing stopping them from using the notes he didn’t play.

Yes, I remember the very first sentence of this article as well.

OK. I guess you just don’t understand how to use the word “infamously.” Whatever.

FYI “infamous” implies famous but not for a good reason.

Stellan Skarsgård is also misspelled, but the descriptions of the characters are wrong. Chani doesn’t teach Paul the weirding way, it’s the opposite. And Duncan Idaho isn’t a Fremen or Duke Leto’s right hand man, that’s Gurney, etc.

But there weren’t any witches in this film, the Goodes are technically warlocks and no women use magic. If anything this film demonstrates how innocent women were killed due to paranoia and men in power outright lying, with one fabricating an entire story about her laying with the devil because she rejected him and…

Because why not give kids something of value instead?

Saying that it’s okay for a movie to be shitty because it’s for kids is really insulting to children. A bad movie is a bad movie, regardless of who its target audience is.

When’s the last time Cage put in even an interesting, let alone good, performance?

The production of cocaine is so bloody and life-destroying that we have no choice but to wage a bloody and life-destroying global war on drugs to stop it.

I agree with all of your points about Rick and Morty, but would argue you somewhat missed the point of the I Think You Should Leave sketch, where the joke is that Tim’s character is incredibly socially awkward and lonely and just trying to connect with new friends in a strange and misguided way

Ooh, the dreaded B-. This must be *really* bad.