We’re in far worse shape than Idiocracy at least they got President Camacho. We got a racist, moronic pile of orange shit.

You saw it wrong, then.

The movie teased people so they elected Trump to retaliate making the movie right?

I want to say something shallow, stupid, and sarcastic that I’m sure I would think was funny and that will probably include the word “Millennial” but no. This is just sad and tragic.

Maybe he’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve.

Only a handful of us saw Idocracy as a warning, while the majority saw it as a goal.

His appeal comes from his eyes. When he is flatulating he looks into the camera and straight into your soul. You truly feel that he is not releasing gas from his ass because his body compels him to but because he wants you to know what it means to be human.

In a way, aren’t we all a fart-recording Doug from New Jersey?

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

Oh thank goodness. I bought season 1 during the summer sale and I almost had a broken heart when it said they were remastering it. I am certainly glad that it’ll be free for the owners of season 1 but I do wonder why they are adding to it. The game already looked nice, and I guess that gameplay fixes are ready to be…

Rockstar/Take-Two’s direction in GTA Online is why I stopped playing it. Everything revolves around money, and while it was funny when that was the joke, it’s now the norm for an online platform.

Screw cheating, but the idea that Rock Star of all companies gives a damn about ANYTHING but shark cards is laughable. Online is the most successful "phoning in" ever seen in gaming.

The real crime is that this game is still 60 fucking dollars.

“Take-Two is committed to protecting our profit margin and the shareholder’s interests.”

So they’re not even bothering with trying to protect their game from hackers? They’re just going to try to sue everyone out of existence?

I would gladdly give money to a go fund me for his defense fuck take two

“in addition to making the playing field uneven”

Of course Take 2 invests in lawyers rather than an anti-cheat.