Providing points and counterpoints within your post and showing an entire and rational thought process. Star for you although you are doing the internet wrong. Misinformed, high-volume opinions are the norm here; FYI.

Thanks.

Mustang-colored ice cream:

“War-a. War-a never-a changes.”

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

A more sophisticated suspension provides even more chewy alternatives. Like this suspension member off an old Saturn.

Working for Chrysler during the DaimlerChrysler era.

My wife is cursed, always gets them as loaners and rentals. There is zero joy in them.

I also like how it appears to fire old jeep driveshafts...does David know?

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

D.B. Pooper

No, it’s because people are fucking salty and stupid. hurr durrr im a jalop gimme a depreciated rusty miata hurr durr thats the dream

Certain Jalopnik commenters: “Cars are so boring nowadays! I want fun cars!”

I was just thinking the same - this is a car website - this is a super fast car - wtf??? So it doesn’t corner - it’s not supposed to!!!

This is one of the most exciting thing to happen to American cars in YEARS, and people just complain cause it isnt a 1.5 liter hatchback that gets 50mpg. On an enthusiast website. Its maddening.

In for “NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS CAR BUT I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST PERSON IN EVERY DEMON STORY TELLING YOU NOBODY CARES ABOUT IT. PS MERCEDES BOAT!”.

The Jalopnik world has taken a turn for the worse...here we have Mopar make all be it pointless and batshit crazy cars simply because they can and saying fuck it to the financial aspect of the situation, this would be a young boys dream. They are literally just dumping money into fantasy fan boy projects and creating…

when you exceed 100 mph, something rises up from the seat and tickles your balls, just in case you were thinking that life couldn’t get any better

So....one?

Kinda like this