Here you go.

300 Horsepower Minivans.

Call me crazy but I like that Mansory. It's not just that it's got carbon stuck all over it, it's that basically EVERY body panel has been replaced with a carbon fiber panel instead. That, plus 1600hp. Absolutely insane.

Competition is a good thing! I like where Fiat is headed. They've really done a 360 with Chrysler. I actually want to buy one now!

Of course, how could I have been so blind to this master scheme. Here's the breakdown of events: (As told by Hercule Poirot)

"Prius Plug-In Annihilates 21 Minute Mark on the 'Ring"

lyk dis if u cry evrytime

This will no doubt lead to another GM recall.

Final Destination was actually pretty good, and the first sequel was FANTASTIC. Especially if you're a gear head. The disaster in that one was a huge multi-car pileup.

And if you're wondering why just an exhaust pipe, a taillight, and a bumper cost $43,799 in repairs, consider that the exhaust pipe is made out of an extremely thin-walled alloy of steel and nickel, the bumper is made out of extremely pricey carbon fiber (which means it can't just be beaten back into shape or fixed…

HE WAS JUST TRYING TO KEEP AN EYE ON IT YOU KNOW THE CARRERA GT IS CALLED THE WIDOWMAKER BECAUSE ITS SO DANGEROUS AND LETHAL RIP PAUL WALKER

Being a Storm Chaser was my dream job when I was about 8 years old. I watched twister again and again and always imagined myself in that red Ram. I still would love that one day I get to see a Tornado in that same weather, and fulfill a childhood dream.

That guy in the Atom is a commenter here. :)

Oh god, that pause. I heard this sound:

So what you're saying is that the next Forza is on the horizon?

I love Jalopnik's standing policy of saving all the most gloriously hyperbolic headlines for exhaust video posts.

Oil change, new set of tires, new splitter! That's okay.

That's a historic first pitch...or should I say PREHISTORIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's because the other 148 are in Vancouver. Richmond, to be exact.