Counterpoint: That hill is awesome.

You won’t believe this:

Ships follow sea lanes.

clit/brown/taint-area

“I wish I *were* a writer”

No, wait, the strictly ultra orthodox (the ones in the black hats with the fur etc) tend to be anti-zionist, who don’t believe the state of Israel should exist as it currently does. They think Israel existing as a largely secular state is stopping the Moshiach from returning. The men don’t serve in the army or work,…

The Yankees and Red Sox have a ton of shithead fans that don’t live near or have anything to do with their respective cities.

Haven’t you heard? Small market teams exist solely as regular season filler and are expected to tastefully bow out when playoff season rolls around. They should simply be grateful they exist at all, let alone do anything crazy like win.

I am fairly sure there is at least one other chemical which is present in both wine and koala pee. Its formula is H2O.

I think you have this confused. She’s clearly in fear of her life, as someone with a skin tone darker than mocha is yelling. The struggle is real.

Unfortunately, the part of basketball he forgot was “how to win basketball games without having the best players on your team”.

Robert Downey Jr: 50
Mark Ruffalo: 47
Samuel L Jackson: 66
Jeremy Renner: 44
Sorry, what was your point?

Prediction: This show will still be on in 20 years still as “The Simpsons” but it will just be a yellow-people cartoon show.

I think she meant Valerine Bertnernie.

If you have finished in the top 3 of the MVP voting for three years in a row, you don’t change anything. You don’t change your stance, you don’t change your underwear, and you sure as hell don’t cut your hair.

I pray that Constandino beats the shit out of everyone else.

You have a mistaken idea of what the “Female Gaze” actually is. The Male Gaze is defined as the assumed male audience being able to put themselves into the life of the movie, as the events revolve around their desires, not just “Dudes like to look at women.” The fact that we get to focus on Cap’s butt in one shot, or…

Upon learning you can make outs by hitting players with batted balls, Yordano Ventura has demanded to DH in between starts.

“Sorry, Jimmy, at the time, we thought the “fondness for English Lit” and “proficient at piano” packages were much better to have than the “good at sports” or “attractive to girls” packages.

Laziest troll ever.