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“You know, I usually like really skinny, pretty Barbie doll types, but I really like you. You are so real and low maintenance. I like how you don’t put so much into your appearance. You’re so real.” After I had spent 2 hours getting ready for this date...

This episode of Law and Order: SVU just keeps getting better! It started out being about college rape epidemics and it will meander over to cyber crimes, and before you know it the conclusion will be about smuggling gibbons in basketballs.

Crystal clear statements? This thing is an entire contradiction. Watch but if you do, you’re raping me. This is not a reenactment, but the time stamps are the same. This is a separate art project, but tons of details are the same. The whole thing is a riddle, and I don’t even think she knew exactly what she wanted.

Blac Chyna has lost me. Yeah, Kylie Jenner is probably an asshole, but she’s also 17 years old and a grown-ass woman shitting on a teenager is lame. Tyga deserves all the scorn in the world, but Chyna seems to be focusing on shading and/or slamming Kylie, which reads as kind of pathetic. I think she knows she gets…

Catch the fuck up? Really? Some people can't watch it that very night. And you are a complete asshole for putting a spoiler in your headline. I watched this episode tonight hating you the whole time. pissed off that I knew what was coming and that it was all your fault. Did I know it would most likely come to this?…

Holy fuck, I am you earlier right now. But seriously, what the fucking fuck. This also explains why my dad sent me a text today about SOA that said, "All I have to say is OH MY GOD !" I've never heard my dad OMG in my life. That's nuts. For the record, my dad usually unintentionally spoils the shit out of stuff for…

Serious question: has the one-week no-spoiler policy been abolished? If there are going to be spoilers like this in HEADLINES in the future, I'd really like to know so that I can unfollow all social media and stay away from the site if there's a show I enjoy that I didn't get to watch the moment it aired.

How about instead of defending yourself, just be nice and change the title? I was waiting for my husband so we could watch the series we have been religiously watching since 2008, went to Jezebel to kill time, and got slammed in the face with that spoiler. I knew Jemma's demise was imminent, but I didn't want to know…

I access Jez through Twitter, so I couldn't even avoid the spoiler whilst away from the site! Worse, I can't tell who wrote each article on a tweet, so I can't easily avoid Mz Hillary's future contributions on principle. :/

I am very upset about the spoiler as well.

Holy shit, dude. People can get mad about their favourite entertainment too. Goddamn.

You're telling us to catch the fuck up 17 hours after the episode aired? This is you doubling down on being an asshole.

Wow. This response is worse than your unnecessary spoiler in the title. Why so quick to get defensive and insulting instead of just apologizing? Even a sorry/not sorry would have been better than nothing considering the episode ended only hours earlier.

Yeh I feel bad for all the hate Hilary is getting right now but it's so inconsiderate. She could at least change the title so more people don't get their shit ruined.

I know - TOP ARTICLE LARGE FONT - thanks a lot Jezebel! I'm not usually like this, but gawd, TVLINE does a good job of saying "SPOILER ALERT!" in their headlines. And it just fucking aired last night. What the fuck!?!

Yeh like, it's not the END of the WORLD or anything, some people are getting a little too amped. But for fucks sake, it's just common decency. It hasn't even been 24 hours yet. The headline was HUUUUGE. Completely unavoidable.

Firs the Walking Dead spoilers on their facebook now this? Like...people can't be expected…

Yeah, I'm not super strict about spoilers—I'm good about not spoiling myself even for leading pics and reveals before the jump because I'm good at skimming. But this was so unavoidable on my RSS feed list. I'm seasons behind so whatever, but still, it's not cool.

Totally agree. I'm really pissed off. I can avoid reading an article - but not if you post the giant spoiler in the middle of the title. You literally have ruined the season for me. I'm a couple of episodes behind and wanted to see how it played out. Thanks assholes.

WOWOWOW okay okay. I know, I know, it's my own fault that I need to catch up on Sons but for FUCKS SAKE did the huge spoiler HAVE to be in the main headline?! I can't even safely scroll past it to avoid a Sons article, it just smacked me right in the face.

I'm so fucking mad.