I’m pretty sure that the guy who started this was joking-but based on his other posts, Curt did not see it that way.
Who Shot JR Phllips
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Wasn’t that Ron Dixon (not Toomer)?
There is already a strip club with a liquor store in the front that is still in business. If Daytona Beach has a skill, its combining things with alcohol. Maybe in time, someone will combine all three!
What doesn’t Daytona Beach, Florida (America’s cultural capital) have to offer?
It’s a little weird to address Bob McNair and the emperor of Colby Cheese College, among others, in a letter addressed to Deadspin-unless she expected it to be posted.
Pinky and the Brain
I feel like Season 5 gets an unfairly bad rap just because it had such a tough act to follow. The only think I didn’t like was Quinn’s role that season.
The walk from the BART station, across the sky bridge, down to the front gates, up the ramps and to your seat is the real-world equivalent of the Troll Market scene from Hell Boy 2; a smorgasbord of goblins, witches, and Lovecraftian horrors offering apothecaric concoctions and libations from open containers.
The second to last sentence in Paragraph 1 needs semicolons.
He had a number of official meetings/conversations with his dick out. I’m not presidential enough to pull that, so I settle for phone conversations. Probably nor as good.
Talking on the phone while at the urinal is awesome. Makes me feel like LBJ.
Chili Davis
Kevin Stocker
Saw him hit for the cycle. Best mid-90s phillies game I have ever been to, which also featured a grand slam by pitcher Jeff Juden.
SC flag debate continued today with a fellow named Mike Pitts making a PMS joke. Don’t have the exact quote, but he started talking about women from SC who died in combat, then said something about how other people are hesitant about women in the armed forces, and countered that claim by saying that if you formed four…
Once upon a time, sure as you are born, some dingus was all, “Onions?!?! In your guacamole?!?! You motherfuckers!”
I like the thin twists. You can stack about 10 of them on two fingers.
The worst part about Seth MacFarlane is that he feels the need to explain very simple jokes as if his audience is composed of imbeciles-he does a better job of insulting his fans than any reviewer could. The F Scott Fitzgerald bit would have been funnier if they had just cut it off sooner and let every figure out what…
If some rando in the stands handed 8-year-old me a ball that I didn’t earn, I wouldn’t be thrilled so much as I would be looking for a windowless van in the parking lot.