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What a relief...I was starting to like her.

Teens know. They can smell authoritarianism and they’re naturally averse to it.

Jesus, this, next to terrorism, is my biggest fear in NYC. I always stand far back from the yellow line when the train is coming in and try to stand near a pillar (because I think that I could grab onto it. I probably couldn’t. But. You know).

I’m going to be a poll worker, so I won’t be drinking anything but coffee and water. Once I get home, though, I’m going to open the mini bottle of wine that Margiebonz gave me and drink that.

her mom has blocked her from a lot of her dad’s money because she’s terrible at managing any kind of funds married a gold digger.

That would be impressive, if she were a civilian. Isn’t 87k in Hollywood just like $236 in regular people dollars?

My husband grew up relatively well-off and doesn’t understand sale shopping or coupons. I believe it to an extent.

You should really refer to him by his proper Deadspin name- “Krapsnaps Bazingas”

Why wait? This seems like a perfect opportunity to get back on board.

All Megyn wants for Christmas is a white santa.

All the time! In places that aren’t Hollywood, and in industries that aren’t film! But also those. Always. But especially the film industry. I’ve been threatened with that phrase on more than one occasion, both in and out of it.

Disagrees.

They do. You are forgetting that many of the big decision makers in workplaces were junior men during the Mad Men era. The times have changed but the men haven’t.

The only Ross that had more fun with wood was Bob.

They gonna be so mad...

Fuck you people who keep your guns ”hidden.”

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

Guys, this doesnt make america great again.

After binge-watching True Blood, who doesn’t talk in a heavy Louisiana accent for a while? This also occurs when you watch Fargo. (the movie, not the show) except with a North Dakota accent.

Truly Lohan’s greatest creation since playing twins in The Parent Trap.