The “Chief Wahoo” logo isn’t as racist as we all thought. That deep red skin isn’t a visual racial slur - it’s because he’s choking.

You watching the same clips I am? He definitely stood up right on the base after kneeling on it. In addition, Rizzo was right there pointing out to him that he had to step on the base.

I mean she’s the worst but I think there is a grain of truth to that. She’s usally more subtle with her fake relationships. And he, being new to the world of PR romance, was pretty unchill.

Hamilton’s looking good tonight.

you did DC the right way, then.

I love Joanne so much that I already played it out. Now I am amped for the music videos. My one criticism is that I wish her eyebrows were blonde. Have never been a fan of her dark brows with blonde hair.

Assange is a petty cunt at this point, and should just throw himself off of the highest building he can find. He is not a factor, he’s just a cunt.

The original ending of this letter:

I am 40 goddamn years old, and I am breaking out like a motherfucker. Does anyone have suggestions for acne products that work well with middle aged combination skin? (Nothing with benzoyl peroxide, please — I bleached spots in enough clothes, towels and sheets when I was a teenager.)

It would be nice if this information was printed as frequently and as large as the inflammatory headlines about ‘the FBI found Clinton Emails’, but accuracy is not important here.

Oh lawd, my gay Italian boyfriend has finally understood shade.

Fuck James Comey right in his smug eyeball with Anthony Weiner’s cock.

As it now appears that these new emails are related to an investigation of one Carlos Danger, I humbly suggest that this is in fact a nothing-wiener.

It remains stunning how this small issue has been turned into the political scandal of the decade. Good lord.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

Oh gods, I have this conversation too often for it to be funny

I gotta be honest: I was so disgusted with this article that I couldn’t even Finnish it. Helsinki in the polls after this for sure.

But... He only gropes the best of the best and she wasn’t the best; she didn’t become Miss Universe. She’s a loser.