WAAIIITAMINUTE. You’ve hit on something here...I’m having a thought, gimme a sec...oh.

The original Tom Cruise died in 2014.

Look, I don’t care what you do in your own house, but why do you have to parade around like that? And stay the hell away from my kids.

Masturcest works better than incerbation, I think.

Depends on whether he’s grown or not. See David Crosby (“I didn’t quit the band, they kicked me out. Because I was an asshole.”).

TikTok has well over a billion active users.

Sleep well!

Ayuh, lots of Subarus.

YUGE blonde wig. The best.

The writers look down and whisper, “no.”

Beeple wins!

Then why.

C’mon, look at that serious forehead wrinkle! Give that man a miniature naked gold art deco dude.

Nah. I’m gonna buy, it, bury it, and then BUILD A HOUSE OVER IT!

SURF’S UP, SPACE PONIES!! I’M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!!!

Nah, that’s aposematc coloring - toxic, and not worth eating or otherwise bothering with.

<shrug> I eat ice cream with a fork, slurp soup from the bowl, and that’s pretty much it. It’s a fair trade.

I have to say, the simulation is much better when you’re Neo.

Yeah but WHAT DOES IT MEEEANNN

Emo fuckstick.