Capes can be cool if worn correctly.
Seriously. Who the fuck is going to be monitoring you in your own goddamn Helvetian kitchen if you want to boil some son-of-a-bitch lobster? The Swisstapo?
Funny stuff...yet also sad. There are a lot of dummies in this world, and they seem to be multiplying at a magnificent rate.
Oh! It’s you! My dearest, most refined holiday compatriot! My apologies, I didn’t see you were at the door.
You know what makes me feel better on a regular basis?
Female mammoth: Come over.
“Is he housebroken, or is he going to leave batteries all over the floor?”
Yes. Not just any donut but a Krispy Kreme. It’s actually a significant location in the movie.
German police have identified the culprit. His defence was that “there can only be one Bison!”
At the very least they should be considered critical to national defense and put on the SIPRNet.
During one of the last threats/missile tests I went to a S. Korean news outlet and translated the comments to see how they were reacting. They hardly mentioned N. Korea and seemed to be arguing about domestic politics instead. S. Korea doesn’t take the north very seriously, at least from my limited experience. …
We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…
That’s your problem with this?
It was recently reported that two days ago several shelter volunteers have gone to the break room but did not return for their duties. Their new celebrity cat was asked if he had any information on the matter. He remains silent and spends a good amount of time licking his paws.
I was six. It’s one of those things you remember almost every detail of.
I can’t even imagine what that must have been like watching live.