As far as cultural war enemies are concerned, what’s the verdict on dweebs, geeks, spazs, and poindexters? 

It's so not fetch.

Listen, I don’t cook, so I’ll just bring plates and plasticware. Is the illuminati coming? Cause I think they like to supply their own crystalware on these occasions.

Pretty sure if a member of Congress auctions off your phone while you're on capital property, it’s legally binding.

Nina Simone’s cover of Dylan’s “Just like Tom Thumbs Blues”.

The best at covers! Their cover of Buffy St Marie’s Moonshot, George Harrison’s Isn’t it a Pity, New Order’s Ceremony, Joy Divison’s Submission, etc.

Weirdly enough it was Bare Naked Ladies, or BNL if you’re nasty, in my MP3 collection.

That sweet Jizz sound. 

I have an old Casio keyboard, a willingness to fill out submission forms, and a panel van.

Why does Taco Bell hate musicians? Did a guitar player steal Taco Bell's first love, freshman year of college?

Never been in a submarine, but have been in a glass bottom boat. The view was beautiful.

Butthole of a President, but the man paints a better dog then I can.

Have the considered setting a movie on an actual star? Maybe having that star go to war against two or more other stars, there by giving the franchise title meaning and renewed relevance?

A new generation of Sugarbakers rise up to reclaim the throne of “Best Decorators in Atlanta” using any means possible.

Dirk Pitt and the Legend of the Missing John Boat.

I always allow Bill Murray to smell my palms when he approaches. Generally about 15 seconds of sniffing will show most celebrity types that you pose no threat.

I did, he farted and it smelled like knowledge.

Oh the Oscars. One minute they don’t matter, the next minute it’s important to preserve them the way they are.

If suffering from Steven Seagal, treat with a cold compress and elevation of the lower extremities. Untreated Steven Seagal can result in bloating, blurred vision, and E.A.S. (expanded asshole syndrome).

Good point, didn't him and Dee try and fail at being serial killers early on.