The Army was the first thing I though of when the hockey team named themselves the Golden Knights.

I bet you use “pacificly” and “flustrated” too.

Having owned an ‘86 Maxima, don’t do it.

Drew Magary

If true, your son is a fucking moron.

It’s called “winter”.

It’s funny because you’re making a Trump joke.

I read it in a magazine a long time ago while waiting in a doctor’s office. I’ll be damned if I can find a reference on Google.

Hersheys runs the same Kiss commercial every year because they donate the money they would have spent making holiday commercials to charity.

No one wants to deal with all the non-football stuff that comes along with Kaepernick, whether they support his protests or not.

Can I say something stupid enough you’ll actually die? Please?

You’re pretty stupid, right?

My Precious! I LOVE these cars even if you were guaranteed to crack a head before 100,000 miles. I’ve owned 3 of them.

I’ve begrudgingly accepted to chaperone/coach a few kids events. Everyone required me to do a background check.

<s> The good stories do not fit the lamestream media’s narrative of all cops are bad and racist. One year ago today we elected the greatest president this nation has seen. <s>

Did I do that right?

My wife’s vagina has gone near absolute zero. It’s kept near her pocket.

Nothing a 2 lb sledge can’t handle.

I just changed the rotors on my ‘95 this summer. I changed the bearings at the same time. It’s not that bad.