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Ugh. WTFCBS?

Trump: I can start a war in the middle east because Chaka Khan invaded Panama! 

It’s hard to get Beyond Thunderdome, when you Don’t Need To Know The Way Home... 

(At least not until Disney buys Universal in 2021.)

DS9 was charming before it was good, and when it was good it was great. It has some of my favourite standalone episodes, like the one where everyone’s luck changes or the one where people’s inner fantasies start materializing around them.

Mads Mikkelson was wasted in Doctor Strange. He would have made the perfect Doom.

There are better Chrises. I don’t know if he wants to do the franchise thing again but Evans would be my first choice.

Kelvington, old bean, if you’re worrying about Toy Story vis-à-vis anal rape, you may not be the audience for Toy Story anymore.

Your point is well made. Sport coaches call it The Accumulation of Marginal Gains.

I love Trek, but their progress on this issue was no better than in the TV industry as a whole. They were never trendsetters. There certainly wouldn’t be much representation on Discovery if it wasn’t on a streaming service. 

Time travel movies always trip over their own flux capacitors. It’s more of a love letter to the MCU, really.

And here I thought the jerk usually precedes the release of the blob.

Nobody sane or human wants this. I remember the bad old days in N.I., where I still live, and I can tell you there’s no constituency for a return to that horror. Lyra McKee’s murder is so fucking pointless, just an affront to human decency.

Did anyone else hear a transporter when Cornwell was ‘sploded?

I thought I heard the whine of a transporter as Cornwell was exploding...

Palpy is from Naboo, per wookiepedia. Just like Jar-Jar. That planet has a lot to answer for.

That is my personal favorite fan theory, just because it satisfies all that mythos about Darth Plagueis’ attempts at overcoming death itself. I like woo-woo with my pew-pew.

Fuck me sideways, that’s more like it! 

Iain Glenn has the best line in the Jolie Tomb Raider franchise. After murdering Daniel Craig, who falls into the water and disappears into the depths, Glen watches him go and then with theatrical fake sadness declares:

I’ve been calling him Beefy Spock.