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Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks. Read more

In Communist China, Scoops Break You. 

Lost in all of this is the fact that the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals, the championship series in American professional basketball.

Fun fact: [long story about anal sex and geography]

“PS-We need better coaching” Read more

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

And because of this we should let Turkey attack the Kurds, the same people that bore the brunt of the fight against ISIS?

Before Trump I wouldn’t have believed it possible that a President could display such idiotic incompetence that he could, against all odds, somehow make withdrawing troops from the never ending quagmire of the Middle East into a bad thing. Read more

The Kurds are the most reliable group over there. They should have their own state and US support. Read more

Counterpoint: Eventually he’s going to admit live on TV that there’s a quid pro quo and that it’s not a big deal, actually.

they should probably start the layoffs with their fucking HR department, because they sound hideous. 

This is how you remind me

Good to see the guys from Nickelback didn’t stand around waiting for a hero to save us.

This is what has always killed me. At the root of the whole “Actually, I hope Donald Trump stays in office, because Mike Pence would be so much worse” argument, there is the implication that he’s some master of the dark arts of politics. That he’s some chess master who knows how the machine works. Read more

Yep. Was just speaking with a friend about this.
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Being 7 years younger counts for a lot at that age. Read more

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.