These accounts are great until they think they need to comment on everything. That’s why I still love the Burlington Coats account. The “Tina” from Bob’s Burgers is no longer awesome cause it tries to hard. The irreverent stuff like this one is hysterical.

No matter what/how long you write on Twitter, 140 characters will always limit what can be expressed and if the wrong message is conveyed in those individual tweets, regardless of the overall message, it can always be used against, misconstrued, etc. I've seen a few do it right, but most of the time it ends poorly.…

Surprise Testimony:

What’s your Steam name?

I wish this were the response to every nude leak ever til the end of time. With corresponding sexualities swapped out for each appropriate situation. Sex is so taboo and we all fucking do it. Sexting is even more of a faux pas and it’s a very fun, free way to connect with (or get catfished by (also sometimes fun))…

Had to be said.

Had to be said.

So Gawker Media slams People for being ecstatic over their exclusive and then when the announcement happens you prey on every minute detail of the split? Silly.

3 chin straps. 43% of the participating parties. Would’ve guessed higher.

I feel like she has a lot of drafts that she forgets about. Probably when there’s a draft and the lovely breeze carries the cottonwood through her apartment like fuzzy spaceships on a mission of peace.

If we have to stop pre-ordering then you have to stop posting every time the Fallout 4: Pip Boy Edition is “back in stock” and Kinja Deals should stop posting pre-order deals from Amazon, GreenManGaming, etc. that you profit from. K?

The Reynolds tweet was in response to a tweet from someone saying he confuses the two Ryan's all the time and wondering how to tell them apart. That was his response. In context it was pretty funny.

Yoko Ono could tweet or not tweet and nothing would be different in the world.

Found this during the Steam Sale after finding another dinosaur survival game that had apparently lost future support. Is this worthwile? It looked pretty well put together from the trailers, so I’m definitely intrigued.

Wasn’t this a movie called The Streisand Effect starring Ashton Kutcher?

Can’t wait! Halloween 2016.

Don’t forget Perry, who called it an “accident”.

And I no longer get sleepy in my chair after lunch ;)

I used to spend my workday in a chair and my weekends standing in a booth at farmers markets and festivals. So when I requested a standing desk, the transition was fairly easy for me. There was a week or two period where my legs would get tired at the end of the day, but I made sure to sit when eating my lunch to get…

It’s an oldie but a goody.

Totally agree. It seems very sincere and sweet here. Not everyone can be Ciara.