It’s too hot to mow the lawn anytime past 8:30. It was 83 degrees when I hoped in my truck at 6:45 to go to work the other day.

Did you manufacture yours in China or in the states?

Stay classy.

Come on. “How long have you had this joke on hand?”

Damn, get a sense of humor. Relax.

How do I start a shoe factory?

You do realize that this isn’t some fringe Islamic radical, right? This is the government of Pakistan that just sentenced a man to death for a facebook post.

One of us.

Love the name, haha!

Heat Lightningleap

Hahaha hey thanks Luke. Yes this thing has an ugly front, and back... and also the sides.... But it’s kind of cool because of that.

Funny story. I was driving through SF traffic with my wife a couple weekends ago, and she spotted one of these little i3's a lane over. First thing she says “Hey look at that cool little car!”

I agreed with her. This little thing is cool in the same way Herbie the Love Bug meets Tony Stark is cool.

This interior... is really cool.

When did models and escorts stop being classy?

You write for a sports blog, one that chronicles every rumor, accomplishment and screw-up of worshiped professional athletes. They’re not curing cancer either.

Pay phones, publicly accessible phones, burners. Plenty of ways.

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That is really the best way to go through life, well said. I don’t try to go out of my way to offend people, but at a certain point I just stop inviting that super sensitive person.

I agree with your point here, it’s always worthwhile to learn other cultures history, especially on one of their holidays that you are celebrating. But this is where we disagree:

^ this so much.