wolfmanjohnathan
WolfmanJohnathan
wolfmanjohnathan

Joe Rogan would accept a wrong answer if the contestant was emphatic enough.

God I hate that system design. Its looks like its just going to be inconvenient to put in a entertainment center. Sure the Series X is a giant black brick but at least a black brick fits easily into entertainment center rectangles.

Which is what makes the line “Thats my secret Cap, I’m always angry” land so well in the Avengers

The same shade?

Don’t harsh my vibe, man. You wouldn’t like me when my aura is prickly.”

So this took place on an alternate Earth where there is no pandemic?

Are they really in on the destruction gags, though?

I ALREADY SAIL AROUND THE WORLD!!!

Kraken, released.

I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises.

Even for people who like cilantro, isn’t that entirely too much fucking cilantro?

And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those damn eventual realizations that racism is fucking stupid!

I still use a paper notepad to take notes on client calls and the like. I would use something like this is it were maybe $50 and a replacement stylus were $3.

Fronsheez’ Secret Motivation turns out to be that he lost heez ennui, and would geef anything to, ‘ow you say?, get eet back? Even to ze point of, ‘ow you say, beetrayeeng heez closest fronds? Or does he?

We must go forwards, not backwards! Upwards, not forwards! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

I watched this like 15 years ago without knowing anything about it because I was bored and my parents had some free movie channel weekend preview going.

Am I alone in my quarantine delirium where I now read the name Quentin Tarantino as “Quarantino”? It’s happened more times than I’d care to admit...

I know they’d never do it, but this would great if they just went wild with it.