“I feel kind of...invincible. Is it hot in here or is it just me?”

The reason this works and most other video game adaptations fail is that they keep with the game’s very simple premise - it’s Enter The Dragon with magic powers. That’s it.

Who bothers to check their own tweets for coherency? You just type some nonsense and let the cookies fall where they may.

need to find that gif of Mad Max saying “That - thats bait”

Piss off, Force ghost!

Your wife’s name is “Hilarious”?

And yet, here you are, downplaying it. This is the exact kind of shit my sister dealt with, my mother dealt with. This isn’t okay. It doesn’t matter that he wasn’t literally drooling over them and pulling his dick out. This is completely inappropriate behavior from someone that’s in power over the subject of their…

If you’re not trying to downplay it, then what is the point of making this comment?

I mean, if we’re poking holes in Back to the Future, there are plenty to play with. Like, what the hell are the (newly successful) adult Dave and Linda doing eating breakfast at their parents’ house on a Saturday morning, when their parents are off playing tennis? What the hell job does Dave have where he’s wearing a…

Everyone knows that Ponda Baba got his arm cut off in Mos Eisley, but this show presupposes, “what if he didn’t?”

They say that Bond is one bad Ocoto...

I was 13 when Octopussy came out and I remember asking my mother if we could go see the latest James Bond film. When she asked me what it was called, and I responded w/ “Octopussy”, she was like, “Watch your mouth!!!”. I then had to explain to her that was the real title of the film, and she did not believe me until I…

Like my friend Jeff once said, be sorry before you do it. Then don’t do it.

Sorry you’re too bored to be funny.

Really pushing Mike’s magical hypercompetence to the farthest edges of plausibility for this one. I’m a team player and I’m always on board for suspension of disbelief, but there is a fine line between serving your story and resorting to a cheap, lazy out.

He just smiled and criticized my Vegemite sandwich.

What an unnecessarily pissy article.

So Kevin Hart is doing Maple Face? For shame.

I like it a lot. It looks a lot more like the 70s/80s era Batmobile(not including Dark Knight Returns). Where they were not over designed or just flat out tanks.  It looks like a modified car, which is where I want it to be

I don’t have the Corona Virus, can I see it?