Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

when you excited to see Tarzan/afraid of refugees but you keep fighting in the backseat/vote for brexit and your mom turns the car around/currency hits a 30 year low:

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

No, his campaign was intended to bring a certain perspective on certain issues out of the political fringes and into mainstream public discourse; he was irrefutably successful in doing so.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Me: Damn babe, the Waif is like the damn T-2000!

Thanks to universal health care in Canada, however, the goose is fine. The Eagle, on the other hand, is a low-wage-earning diabetic that can’t get time off from work when her kids are sick. So, you know, call it a tie.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

I'm seeing, much to my shocked incredulity, that people do not see how fucking brilliant this is.

This is fucking amazing. Jesus.