We call them "October No Shit Sherlocks" this year.

Jack always looks like he's medium aware he's about to be called a motherfucker

Also, "Country" today just means "I play guitar and I like money, and there are 17 country radio stations in every market, so I'll fake a drawl"

See, Billy? This is how you do "pervy" - by quoting a beloved webcomic.

"I'm BACK, baby!"

Hang Onto Your Eagle Avatar When You Post Angry Comments on CNN.com

In the Midwest they're billed as The Brian Club Soda Orchestra.

In My Room, On My Hemorrhoid Donut

Caroline, No, The Cataracts Have Not Improved

Dead Man's Curve (of the Spine, Which Led to Untreated Pain for the Last 25 Years)

I'm Bugged At My Old Man-Body

I can never Husker which stories are canon.

So at this point what exactly is your argument, Ghost?

Yes. Let's talk about "should" for people who make over $100,000 per week!

And how!

Being the guy who owns the rights to "Happy Birthday to You" did NOT pan out as a career choice!

Doing a voice in a hit cartoon doesn't mean you get to demand Danson-level salaries for a sitcom.

THAT'S NOT HOW PAY RATES ARE DETERMINED

Seems his career is

Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant???