They need to bring him back for a 20-question round of Where's the Beef. That was incredible.

His career should have had the staying power of the 1991 all-star recording of "Give Peace a Chance."

I seriously can't believe we're still stuck with Wolf Blitzer just because 25 years ago there was a war and people thought his name was funny to say along with "SCUD."

There was a Trump gimmick account or two here for a minute. Thankfully whoever created them got bored quickly.

Sometimes I laugh at Don Lemon for the dumb things he says.

Clinton! Trump! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog! Third Eye Blind! Scott Baio!

The answer lies in the Starwipe article linked above. Good stuff.

The pass code to the safe is "M ' L A D Y"

Sorkin-y? In a Sorkinesque manner? Explain yourself. Take a walk with me.

Did your spy drone lose signal?

Did you just Britta Britta's name?

That's odd. Your profile summary doesn't usually appear at the bottom of your posts.

No, the Parent Trap theme was all about spelling the word "love."

I liked Falling Down but I felt a lot ickier after reading that some people consider his character some sort of hero. Doesn't he call his ex and threaten her? Multiple times?

1. Stephanie said that. Michelle's catchphrase was "You got it, dude"

He goes where the Latino population is.

Kill Uncle Joey

Well, it's Morrissey, so 60% of the time, it's a "That's what he said" joke every time.

It was a bad choice not to CGI the snakes' bullet-spitting. They spent way too much pre-production time breeding actual bullet-spitting snakes.

Going through this thread I'm realizing how apocalyptic we're being. It doesn't always happen! My 2nd time buying (this time with wife and newborn in tow) went really smoothly and nothing broke or needed attention for a couple years.