You're gonna be tempted to spend money on tools and decor. Don't. (Assuming putting shit on a credit card's even an option.)

Even more awkward: his "collection" was just crates upon crates of unopened Creed CDs

I didn't realize a home inspection was optional!

If nothing else, paint that room before you furnish it. Maybe leave some (well-sealed) boxes in the middle of the room if you're tight on space.

Hold onto that list of issues from the home inspection, and start saving up, because some of those "issues to maybe keep an eye on" are going to turn into "shit needs to get fixed/replaced TODAY"

It's too bad they never made a Super Mario Bros. 2. I guess they couldn't approve the budget for vegetables or the wirework to make Leguizamo's legs flutter when he jumped.

I love so much of the music writing on this site, and I'm so disheartened that any time an article's about someone even slightly obscure, how commenters who don't know the act still feel compelled to post, just to say "who?" or "why are you talking about this?" or comment on the photo of the act.

It's my second bullet point!

I need to stop posting Achewood quotes out of context.

I like how you sarcastically mention "unique views" like this place isn't in the business of generating web traffic.

Because of a problem?

Hillary's inauguration day should be the last time he shaves. Just go full Quaid for 4 to 8 years.

Things the AV Club should stop, apparently, if comments are to be believed:
- Articles about politics
- Articles about people talking about music they don't like
- Articles about obscure music
- Great Job, Internet
- Basically just be the TV Without Pity forums instead

Baggest Vance

Nuh-uh! Benghazi!

Yeah, Shudder announced this separately shortly after the Dischord news broke. I foolishly sold my Funeral / Ten Spot CD many years ago and look forward to getting it back into my collection!

Gave Sanjaya a 16th minute of fame

Whoops! That was a typo.

Lungfish were never on a major*, all of Jawbox's major releases are now owned by the band, and since Shudder's Dischord releases are still available elsewhere (while all their major label stuff is out of print) I don't think the majors have any ownership of those.

When you someone now it?