wittyremarkguy
wittyremarkguy
wittyremarkguy

On the one hand, I was outraged by Disney’s efforts to screw over screenwriters. On the other hand, fuck this guy.

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“Try to imagine how the ’80s-movie version of Watchmen might’ve looked. It’s beyond comprehension.”

Yeah, I know about lesser included offenses. It just seems like a lot of less offenses for something that is not that big to begin with. I’m sure you’re right legally, but for something as minor as a traffic violation it just strikes me as over the top.

Headline should be: “Judge inadvertently draws attention to plea deal via Streisand effect.”

“The officers arrested her on charges of speeding, reckless driving, and driving too fast for conditions”

That’s great for you, but it’s not an option for everyone.

“while the 15-year-old has $3,000 from the Pell Grant program and $6,000 from the UNC system for his first year secured, Powell cannot afford the remaining $40,000 needed for room, board and other fees.”

I remember seeing the VHS in the movie rental store and being so excited. What kind of force could unite all these cartoons? What existential threat were they coming together to combat? Now I was, and I still am, a total straight-edge. But even I was pissed that the whole thing was just a corny anti-drug PSA.

“Cybersecurity active defense measures that are designed to prevent or detect 19 unauthorized computer access”

It’s not really an easter egg if it’s unintentional.

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So edgy. So unique. You must be fun at parties.

Cool story bro, let me know how your “nature does it” defense goes.

it seems like he’s actually full of shit

Why are the families of the two dead guys suing each other?

“The evil company from the films (the RDA) is long gone and most of the destruction they brought to Pandora can no longer be seen.”

The first picture looks like the stuff from the second picture, put into a briefcase for easy transport.

He wasn’t hiding in the curtains. He was just “among” the curtains.

Terrible article. MP3 is not dead. The patents expired, meaning the Fraunhofer Institute can’t make money off of it, so they put out a bunch of press releases about how MP3 became “obsolete” overnight. And this article swallows the whole thing, hook, line and sinker.