You have no idea nor does anyone else if he is the worst QB ever or a god.

I’ve never done cocaine. Is it true people like to snort it from between [redacted]? I’ve seen people use dollar bills in movies, but never a rolled-up FOIA request.

Stop using Facebook if you are worried about your privacy.

Stop using Facebook if you are worried about your privacy.

Well ...

The world would be a better place if everybody deleted their Facebook account.

This would last about 10 minutes in the US before they were sued for something like emotional distress.

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

Not too sure where I read it, but I have heard that salad bars are one of the easiest place to get food poisoning. The reasoning was:

God in Heaven please tell me there were actually called “McChecks”

I don’t hate the Yankees. I said watching a reliever hit a triple and and pitch through back-to-back dingers to get out of an inning was more fun than bullpen management, which is fine. Chill out.

In fairness (also speaking as a Yankees fan), the NYY-MIN game lacked real drama for last few innings.

Amazing couple innings — and way more fun than Girardi’s bullpen management seminar the night before.

Leave it to a Yankees fan to complain about “horrible players” like Jason Giambi (.925 OPS in 7 seasons with the Yankees) and Alex Rodriguez.

A-Rod was bad? When Joba came up in 2007, A-Rod had spent 4 years in NY with the following line:
173 HRs, 88 steals vs 18 cs, .303/.403/.573, an OPS+ of 153, 30.8 WAR and two MVP awards... if that’s bad, I’d love to know what good is

Perhaps Yankees fans don’t realize this, but when fans of other ball clubs turn on national sports programming, half of the broadcast is not devoted to their local team.

Oh yeah, that A-Rod was just horrible as a Yankee. 54 WAR and 2 MVPs, he’s just like Kei Igawa.

I’ll always like Jose Contreras for pitching a complete game in the 2005 ALCS. Not that it helps Yankees fans any but he was the most dominate pitcher in the AL for a good year and half stretch.

This should be put on the golden record that NASA sends out into space

Finally, Internet. You got one. Everything about this is excellent.