I feel like it’s one of Dante’s circles.

Its gotta be something he did on a dare/bet/hazing/whateveryouwannacallit to show his teammates that hes just one of the guys, and that he knows his place as a rookie.

Jesus Christ.

Can’t imagine he’s very Jung Ho about the whole thing.

I think its time to say this so that people stop getting the impression that we’re talking about human vacation spots.

That’s ok, it’s San Diego. Guys haven’t seen grass on a field there in decades.

The San Diego Pondres

An early FA pitch for Mike Trout

I feel like the Padres 2017 record won’t be impacted that much.

I have exclusive footage of the Pelicans and Kings reaching agreement on the Cousins trade:

I like it when a dumpster fire has another dumpster fire inside it.

That picture does look like it was taken with a fucking Potato 

Let’s make a deal. Get rid of every unnecessary government agency, expenditure, subsidy, tax break and handout. Basically cut everything that is not essential to the operation of the federal government. Then, get rid of/stop enforcing laws that don’t need to exist. Use the budget surplus to pay off some of the…

Cutler is making elite QB money

Incorrect. Those are park-anywhere lights.

Huh, I guess BMW’s do have turn indicators.

“Highly-debatable” and “statistics” are incompatible.

ISIS?

Pretty sure if he’s brought back to earth that the tides are gonna be fucked up.