Or maybe it's fun if you get pics of your "frenemies" and make 'smores out of them. A delicious ending to slowly roasting that bitch over an open flame!

sigh.

A note to ppl who are gonna pop down here to ask that I re-state this argument to more specifically accommodate or rebut your personal stance: I really don't care if you disagree with me and I think it's healthy that you do. The thing that makes Chait different is that his opinions have much more power than the…

Hey, I'm sure he doesn't hate anyone. He just wants all the women and minorities to shut the fuck up and focus on real priorities, as defined by him, for their own good.

I'm surprised he has time to write such a shitty essay, what with his crying over the death of that dumb magazine of his.

No statement necklaces. -10.

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Please tell me that I am not the only person that immediately typed in UnicornsShitting.com in to my browser because hey, why not?