I want the Dodgers to trade Kershaw! Trade Kershaw! 

Too late, I already did, but mainly because it had been ages since I last used it.

There's a difference between those activities and boxing. I think it's pretty obvious. 

https://youtu.be/fzXrPbwn8oo

Besides all that, football always has had this false sense of security with the

I wonder what it would be like if all the other presidents you mentioned had twitter back then.

But your uncle wasn’t an NHL mascot, ha ha!

But, why did you delete that picture? 

I didn't watch that game. What happened after that? Did Machado hit a Homer? 

Hey! Michael McDonald is The Man! He’s not just a back up singer you know!

It's not hockey season but let's see if we have a brawl in tonight's ball games

Who else does that song? I can’t quite remember!