Where else is a headliner supposed to go?

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

Nah.

I’m stealing this 100%

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester

2016 sucks even more now because of your post

as a side note, yes, i do believe that there is some hypersensitivity over certain things, but that’s beside the point.

The debate over safe spaces, too, has become cartoonized, a shorthand way to complain about privileged millennials

Lucky for him it’s not an STI.

I’ll give them quickest sedan. They need to dial back the hyperboles a bit before I literally throw myself off a cliff.

F*** me if that is not some seriously outstanding title-making on your part.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I love how this comment thread is playing out. Lol

To be fair, she doesn’t seem to mind.

Ronald Reagan? The actor?!?!?

No worries, he’s got a back up plan.

I remember back in the early 80s, when my family didn’t make enough money to be dirt poor, my parents being without a car. My dad was a Plumbers Helper (the base level plumber that’s basically a gopher) and my mother was a stay-at-home mom (because there was no work for her). Anywhere they went, they either had to…

If you’re gonna blow a young child’s college savings on a car, why not do it with some style?

Plot twist. The dead person was also playing Pokemon Go, but was staring at his phone and walked off a bridge trying to catch a Gyarados.

I CHOOSE YOU, FESTERING CORPSE!!!!