I've never been a fan of gold or brass colored trim. Some hate chrome, I hate YELLOW! Even on the wheels? ..... Pass me the Rolaids

The main reasons that I'd never consider a used luxo-tub are these. Mercs aren't particularly renown for their durability. I won't own another one. BMW's? ... Perhaps your 3 M's have been maintenance friendly, but family and acquaintances have given me tales of theirs that tend to contradict your experiences. Plus,…

Agree'd ... A derby or sombrero would have been the perfect chapeau for Mister Hamilton. Anything but a red fedora or Viking helmet. The ladies lose all control when they see a man in a derby and will even allow some early stage foreplay if the guy is in a sombrero.

Need. More. Lumber. Hanging off the body panels of todays estate cars.

He probably pulled off to pick some 'shrooms that he saw growing in that culvert.

Not bad, in spite of the Taz (Tasmanian Devil) underbite up front. I like the little pseudo-fenders.

I'm sure I'm about to offend the Juke junkies here, and I've heard much ado about the driving experience.. blah blah ... BUT, I still think that if I was driving a Juke, it would feel to me like I was dry humping a cock-eyed Galapagos Tortoise in the back of an Aztec.

Everyone should be aware of their personal limitations ... Sounds like this lady uses her head for something other than a hair farm. Do we really need another supercar on the road being driven by someone who may not have super abilities?

I hope it's been neutered.

As long as your alleged hooning doesn't kill my kid, my dog, or leave your entrails on my lawn, feel free to hoon until the cows come home, mate.

Irreverence is fine if you can afford the tow charge and repair bills ... AND no one gets killed. Bonus: I was never a hall monitor. I was the one they reported on a daily basis.

It's evident that the standard grille cheek inserts are also quite handy for stowing away your cocaine supplies for resale or personal use ...

Just look for a brown bear with a look of disappointment on his face and a bit of car paint on his ass .... then take the next left.

I'm reasonably certain that the Saudi vids pretty much proved this, but another viewpoint is always welcomed.

In my only display of solidarity with the F35, I don't like warm beer either.

It certainly ruined the experience for me.

Evidently the extraction process tends to make them frisky, severely complicating the process and causing the female members of the herd some distress as well.

Bull semen ... ever priced a quart of that stuff?

True ... it's important to have bragging rights when sitting among the kindred newly homeless.

Agreed ... pinching a loaf on an Edsel grille would be an ass pincher, whereas the more rounded edition on the Veyron would be rather soothing and make the dump procedure much more ethereal and dreamy. There, it had to be said.