ROFL! That payoff was priceless.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

You're crazy and old fashioned.

That looks about as real as this

I kinda like the panel format and the Keep it 100. Sam Bee I think is too much of a character, like Colbert. If anything, I would love for Jessica Williams or Aasif Mandvi to take over, now that I think about it.

Barefoot running is a massive fad, and barefoot shoes have never been shown to increase running times while they have been shown to increase injuries.

So are we going to start seeing a logo on games that says " Better withOUT Kinect"?

No, MMOs usually open up previously locked content to all players when a new expansion comes out, this seems to go the way opposite way.

when i think of post activision bungie, i think of that episode of the Simpsons where Homer went to go work for Hank Scorpio.

300 hours?! On one of the most halfassed games ever made?! That is insane.

Man, Bungie seems so eager to destroy all the goodwill they've built up with their fans.

Oh, you want to play the game you've paid for? What a pity, it doesn't exist anymore. We now added some DLC, it's a complete new game now. This means you have to pay us again. Gosh Darn.

wow, this guy sounds a lot like Lorde...

The kicker? Everyone in London has a French accent.

You'd think after such a shaky release their PR department might hold off on an announcement of a future title.

That violin...it's so perfectly miniature.

I'm not sure the avatar is any more likely to bed Cristina Hendricks than I am.

Edit: I'm sorry

Edit: I'm not really sorry.

Even a paywall will not deter dicks, in fact it encourages dick behaviour. Think about it, if you're paying real money are you going to make the dude get an icecream? No, you'll make him do something that you feel is worth something, so, something stupid that appeals to the common denominator because you know people…