Are we getting to the anti-circlejerk portion of the year already? I can never keep my online seasons straight.

Nobody should be drinking milk. At all.

Glad to see the guy finally caught a break.

J-A-I-L-O

Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

Very interesting read, but now I’ll have to get drunk to fall asleep tonight.

Oh, also, there’s huge matters of good taste here, since selfie sticks are the new Crocs and Socks combo.

Can’t even spring for Southwest these days, Chris?

You forgot the most important part - If, for some godforsaken reason, you find yourself flying Spirit Airlines, be sure to have a suicide prevention hotline number to hand for the inevitable delays, cancelled flights, and “don’t give a fuck can’t fix it”-itude of the gate agents.

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.

Nice NICE

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVe the fact that the more progressive we get, the more and more these people sound like absolute LOONEY TOONS.

illeagls sounds like an avian themed hip hop group

Meanwhile, at foxnews dot com...

was it hamno

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare sounds like an action comedy film starring Simon Pegg, Catherine Tate and Timothy Dalton as the boss.

Because our goddamn society tells the average man that if he doesn’t take the initiative in regards to his sexual impulses, he is pretty much guaranteed to remain forever alone?

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…