Wow.

Heh? It's in the title of the article where it always was.

I'll be using this one, thanks!

There are fairly recent pictures of her in a bikini that make my mid-30s body look doughy. She is in great shape for someone her age (or any age for that matter.)

Exhibit B: Coco

Aww! I think you're both pretty darn hot. Thanks for the good news story — gives me hope that online dating sometimes works. :)

Her logic is that if it doesn't involve her boob, someone else can feed the kid. And I'm betting that's exactly how it will turn out, since grandma-to-be didn't even bother to raise the point.

Not to mention not everyone pays for the internet. They might use it at school, the library, coffee shops, snag unsecured wireless, etc. And even if one does pay for internet (a necessity as far as I'm concerned) it doesn't necessarily mean they're rich and should live like a king. It may mean they have to watch their…

Yes, I understood her story, thanks. I just didn't see how the guy did anything wrong, as I posted.

Haha! I'm with your dad on this one.

And the high fiving! "Yay me! I'm big and mean enough to mug a small child! HIGH FIVE!" Fucking cow.

I don't really get your upset here. All excited, the man grabbed it in the heat of the moment but then offered it to the child as soon as he saw what he'd done. Sounds like a nice guy who realized he erred and tried to atone for it.

This COTD rules!

@Felicia Roxanne No, if you look at her website, you can see it's not a tattoo. She paints her face different colours.

We need a visual like this one.

@Jan74 My Canadian brain read 40m as 40 meters, and was genuinely confused & concerned that you needed to wear flats to walk essentially next door to get to work. Durr!

I wanted to be a rodeo queen. Like pageants but with horses!

"My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!" — Chandler Bing

You just saved me the bother of typing pretty much the exact same comment. And I am stealing the perfect phrase "case of the humblebrags." Thanks on both counts!

I discovered this on my iPhone recently, but Gmail insisted on sending me to the wrong tracking site (UPS instead of Purolator) and WOULD NOT let me copy the numbers from the email so I could paste it myself. The only option when I touched the screen was to "track package". Annoying!