William Turton

5/5/17

Goodnight, Sweet Pup

Sleep tight!

5/4/17

Bad Star Wars Tweets, Ranked

Here are some tweets, ranked bad to most bad:

4/28/17

A Closer Look at Donald Trump’s Magic Coke Delivery Button

It’s been 99 days since reality TV star Donald Trump was sworn in as president, and he’s really shaken things up in…

4/26/17

Chris Sacca, Shark Tank's Singing Cowboy, Retires From Tech Investing

Chris Sacca, the amateur Hank Williams Jr. impersonator best known for his early investments in Twitter and Uber, pub…

4/25/17

Never Forget When Mark Zuckerberg Tried to Bury the Fake News Scandal

The New York Times Magazine has an interesting story out today about Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, fake news, and…

4/20/17

Leaked Document Details Apple Employee Injuries, Hints At Secretive New Products

An incident report compiled by an Environment Health and Safety contractor working for Apple mistakenly sent to…

4/18/17

Jesus Christ Makes Rare Public Appearance

Holy fucking shit. Mark Zuckerberg himself, the creator of Facebook and the fifth richest man in the world, just…

4/18/17

Facebook's New VR Experience Looks Like Hell on Earth

At its annual developer conference in San Jose today, Facebook unveiled some of its latest tech projects, assuring…

4/11/17

United Loses $800 Million in Value After Passenger Dragged Off Plane

United’s market capitalization, essentially the current value of the company, has fallen by more than $750 million…

4/10/17

'Just Kill Me': Horrifying New Video Shows United Passenger Drooling Blood

A disturbing new video has emerged showing the bloody outcome after a United passenger was savagely dragged off his…

4/10/17

Read the Surprisingly Mushy Love Texts Alabama's Disgraced Governor Sent a Former Staffer

Alabama Governor Robert Bentley, 74, is expected to resign this week following the release of a 3,000-page…

4/10/17

Hired Goon Drags Man Off United Flight After He Refuses to Give Up Seat [Updated]

On Sunday, a man was forcibly dragged off a United flight headed from Chicago to Louisville after he refused to give…

4/7/17

Trump Administration Backs Down From Order to Unmask 'Rogue' Twitter Critic

The United States Customs and Border Protection (CBP) has now withdrawn its outrageous and unconstitutional order…

4/6/17

Twitter Sues Trump Administration Over Order to Unmask 'Rogue' Agency Account

Twitter just filed a lawsuit against the Department of Homeland Security and US Customs and Border Protection over…

4/6/17

These Cheetah Babies Are Trying to Chirp [Updated]

A lot of the stuff you’ll see online right now is pretty depressing, possibly concerning how the world is falling…

4/3/17

Verizon to Turn AOL and Yahoo Into Some Kind of Weird Cult or Something

Folks, the moment we’ve all been waiting for is finally official: Verizon is going to combine Yahoo (huh?) and AOL…

3/31/17

Twitter Addresses Nazi Egg Problem by Making Nazis Look Like Something Else

On Friday, Twitter unveiled a new default profile pic for users, swapping out the site’s ubiquitous egg avatars for…

3/30/17

Oculus Founder Palmer Luckey Out at Facebook

Where in the world is Palmer Luckey? Well, he’s not at Facebook.

3/30/17

Twitter Just Ruined Twitter

Twitter was already really bad, but the brain trust over on Market Street just figured out how to make it worse. In…

3/28/17

One Engineer Is Trying to Get IBM to Reckon With Trump

Daniel Hanley, a cybersecurity engineer at IBM, doesn’t want to be the center of attention. When I asked to take his…

William Turton's posts

Goodnight, Sweet Pup

Bad Star Wars Tweets, Ranked

A Closer Look at Donald Trump’s Magic Coke Delivery Button

Chris Sacca, Shark Tank's Singing Cowboy, Retires From Tech Investing

Never Forget When Mark Zuckerberg Tried to Bury the Fake News Scandal

Leaked Document Details Apple Employee Injuries, Hints At Secretive New Products

Jesus Christ Makes Rare Public Appearance

Facebook's New VR Experience Looks Like Hell on Earth

United Loses $800 Million in Value After Passenger Dragged Off Plane

'Just Kill Me': Horrifying New Video Shows United Passenger Drooling Blood

Read the Surprisingly Mushy Love Texts Alabama's Disgraced Governor Sent a Former Staffer

Hired Goon Drags Man Off United Flight After He Refuses to Give Up Seat [Updated]

Trump Administration Backs Down From Order to Unmask 'Rogue' Twitter Critic

Twitter Sues Trump Administration Over Order to Unmask 'Rogue' Agency Account

These Cheetah Babies Are Trying to Chirp [Updated]

Verizon to Turn AOL and Yahoo Into Some Kind of Weird Cult or Something

Twitter Addresses Nazi Egg Problem by Making Nazis Look Like Something Else

Oculus Founder Palmer Luckey Out at Facebook

Twitter Just Ruined Twitter

One Engineer Is Trying to Get IBM to Reckon With Trump