May 4 201785/4/17Bad Star Wars Tweets, RankedWilliam Turton48Here are some tweets, ranked bad to most bad:
Apr 28 2017104/28/17A Closer Look at Donald Trump’s Magic Coke Delivery ButtonWilliam Turton383It’s been 99 days since reality TV star Donald Trump was sworn in as president, and he’s really shaken things up in…
Apr 26 201794/26/17Chris Sacca, Shark Tank's Singing Cowboy, Retires From Tech InvestingWilliam Turton21Chris Sacca, the amateur Hank Williams Jr. impersonator best known for his early investments in Twitter and Uber, pub…
Facebook4/25/17Apr 25 201718Facebook4/25/17FacebookNever Forget When Mark Zuckerberg Tried to Bury the Fake News ScandalWilliam Turton35The New York Times Magazine has an interesting story out today about Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, fake news, and…
Apple4/20/17Apr 20 201710Apple4/20/17AppleLeaked Document Details Apple Employee Injuries, Hints At Secretive New ProductsWilliam Turton82An incident report compiled by an Environment Health and Safety contractor working for Apple mistakenly sent to…
Facebook4/18/17Apr 18 201718Facebook4/18/17FacebookJesus Christ Makes Rare Public AppearanceWilliam Turton165Holy fucking shit. Mark Zuckerberg himself, the creator of Facebook and the fifth richest man in the world, just…
Facebook4/18/17Apr 18 20174Facebook4/18/17FacebookFacebook's New VR Experience Looks Like Hell on EarthWilliam Turton39At its annual developer conference in San Jose today, Facebook unveiled some of its latest tech projects, assuring…
Apr 11 2017844/11/17United Loses $800 Million in Value After Passenger Dragged Off PlaneWilliam Turton753United’s market capitalization, essentially the current value of the company, has fallen by more than $750 million…
Apr 10 2017544/10/17'Just Kill Me': Horrifying New Video Shows United Passenger Drooling BloodWilliam Turton1.7KA disturbing new video has emerged showing the bloody outcome after a United passenger was savagely dragged off his…
Apr 10 2017134/10/17Read the Surprisingly Mushy Love Texts Alabama's Disgraced Governor Sent a Former StafferWilliam Turton222Alabama Governor Robert Bentley, 74, is expected to resign this week following the release of a 3,000-page…
Apr 10 2017664/10/17Hired Goon Drags Man Off United Flight After He Refuses to Give Up Seat [Updated]William Turton960On Sunday, a man was forcibly dragged off a United flight headed from Chicago to Louisville after he refused to give…
Apr 7 2017174/7/17Trump Administration Backs Down From Order to Unmask 'Rogue' Twitter CriticWilliam Turton41The United States Customs and Border Protection (CBP) has now withdrawn its outrageous and unconstitutional order…
Apr 6 2017494/6/17Twitter Sues Trump Administration Over Order to Unmask 'Rogue' Agency AccountWilliam Turton157Twitter just filed a lawsuit against the Department of Homeland Security and US Customs and Border Protection over…
Apr 6 2017114/6/17These Cheetah Babies Are Trying to Chirp [Updated]William Turton37A lot of the stuff you’ll see online right now is pretty depressing, possibly concerning how the world is falling…
Apr 3 201734/3/17Verizon to Turn AOL and Yahoo Into Some Kind of Weird Cult or SomethingWilliam Turton41Folks, the moment we’ve all been waiting for is finally official: Verizon is going to combine Yahoo (huh?) and AOL…
Mar 31 201733/31/17Twitter Addresses Nazi Egg Problem by Making Nazis Look Like Something ElseWilliam Turton26On Friday, Twitter unveiled a new default profile pic for users, swapping out the site’s ubiquitous egg avatars for…
Mar 30 2017123/30/17Oculus Founder Palmer Luckey Out at FacebookWilliam Turton90Where in the world is Palmer Luckey? Well, he’s not at Facebook.
Mar 30 201773/30/17Twitter Just Ruined TwitterWilliam Turton84Twitter was already really bad, but the brain trust over on Market Street just figured out how to make it worse. In…
Mar 28 201753/28/17One Engineer Is Trying to Get IBM to Reckon With TrumpWilliam Turton18Daniel Hanley, a cybersecurity engineer at IBM, doesn’t want to be the center of attention. When I asked to take his…