Will Gordon's posts

I’m not huge on green-tinted beer or white ethnic pride, but history has proven that St. Patrick came down on the…

Hey, bud, want a burrito? For real. I appreciate you: For the way you talk, the way you walk, the way you’re…

Life, being pain, will sometimes trap even the most careful fast-foodie in the burgerless hellscape of a bullshit…

I’ve never been to New Orleans and don’t know nearly as much as I should about its culture, but I do know Mardi Gras…

American consumption of full-calorie soft drinks has been dropping for years now, as we’ve shown rare nutritional…

Cheese trails only corgis and dead British men as a stimulator of exaggerated public devotion. Forgetting for a…

Any of you happy bastards still clinging to the Sober January charade? Me neither, thank goodness, but I do always…

Drinking is expensive! Or at least it is if you do it with any kind of style and dedication. If your lone goal is to…

Tex-Mex food is increasingly popular in the United States for a number of very good reasons: It caters to our…

Winter beer is a slippery category that used to comprise slightly boozy ales brewed with spices and odd grains, but…

There are currently more breweries than at any time in American history, which is cool enough, but what’s even…

All holidays are the best, but Thanksgiving is the extra-best, because it doesn’t offend anyone other than the…

Dweezil Zappa’s dad memorably declared that a country’s legitimacy is predicated upon its having its own airline and…

Americans drink more vodka than any other spirit, although whiskey has been gaining ground in recent years.…

If you came of drinking age in a certain era, Guinness Draught was quite likely the first good beer you ever had. As…

Little kids can be cool, but there are a lot of obvious arguments against parenthood. Children are demonstrably…

After cleaning the ceiling fans on Monday and ordering new sweatpants yesterday, just a single item remains on my…

Beer festivals have a lot going for them, what with brewski and festivity right there in the very name. What’s…

Booze and leisure bloggers have no need for calendars, but we do require many of the same ointments, detergents, and…

Gin is the best white spirit, and its reward for this distinction is an unfounded but excellent reputation for…