Will Gordon

3/17/16

11 Irish Whiskies, Ranked

I’m not huge on green-tinted beer or white ethnic pride, but history has proven that St. Patrick came down on the…

3/1/16

Burger King's Hot Dogs Are A Tasteful Middle Finger To Uppity Fast Food

Hey, bud, want a burrito? For real. I appreciate you: For the way you talk, the way you walk, the way you’re…

2/26/16

Fast-Food Smackdown: Burger King's Jalapeño Chicken Fries Vs. Taco Bell's Quesalupa

Life, being pain, will sometimes trap even the most careful fast-foodie in the burgerless hellscape of a bullshit…

2/9/16

How To Make A Kick-Ass Sazerac

I’ve never been to New Orleans and don’t know nearly as much as I should about its culture, but I do know Mardi Gras…

2/4/16

13 Alcoholic Soda Pops, Ranked

American consumption of full-calorie soft drinks has been dropping for years now, as we’ve shown rare nutritional…

1/29/16

Fast-Food Smackdown: McDonald's Mozzarella Sticks Vs. Wendy's Bacon Fondue Fries

Cheese trails only corgis and dead British men as a stimulator of exaggerated public devotion. Forgetting for a…

1/27/16

12 Root Beers, Ranked

Any of you happy bastards still clinging to the Sober January charade? Me neither, thank goodness, but I do always…

1/14/16

14 Ways To Get More Bang For Your Boozing Buck

Drinking is expensive! Or at least it is if you do it with any kind of style and dedication. If your lone goal is to…

12/30/15

Nacho Smackdown: Taco Bell Vs. 7-Eleven

Tex-Mex food is increasingly popular in the United States for a number of very good reasons: It caters to our…

12/18/15

24 Winter Beers, Ranked

Winter beer is a slippery category that used to comprise slightly boozy ales brewed with spices and odd grains, but…

12/11/15

16 Rock-Themed Beers, Ranked

There are currently more breweries than at any time in American history, which is cool enough, but what’s even…

11/25/15

The Perfect Beer For All Your Thanksgiving Needs

All holidays are the best, but Thanksgiving is the extra-best, because it doesn’t offend anyone other than the…

11/19/15

Frozen-Food Smackdown: Totino's Pizza Rolls Vs. Hot Pockets Snack Bites

Dweezil Zappa’s dad memorably declared that a country’s legitimacy is predicated upon its having its own airline and…

11/18/15

14 Vodkas, Ranked

Americans drink more vodka than any other spirit, although whiskey has been gaining ground in recent years.…

11/13/15

Guinness Is Struggling, And This Gimmicky New IPA Won't Save It

If you came of drinking age in a certain era, Guinness Draught was quite likely the first good beer you ever had. As…

11/9/15

Chicken Nugget Smackdown: Wendy's vs. Burger King vs. McDonald's

Little kids can be cool, but there are a lot of obvious arguments against parenthood. Children are demonstrably…

11/3/15

Stone's Goofy New Carrot-Cake Beer Is Pretty Good!

After cleaning the ceiling fans on Monday and ordering new sweatpants yesterday, just a single item remains on my…

11/2/15

14 Tips For Enjoying A Beer Festival's Majestic Chaos

Beer festivals have a lot going for them, what with brewski and festivity right there in the very name. What’s…

10/27/15

This Is The Best New Pumpkin Beer

Booze and leisure bloggers have no need for calendars, but we do require many of the same ointments, detergents, and…

10/22/15

11 Gins, Ranked

Gin is the best white spirit, and its reward for this distinction is an unfounded but excellent reputation for…

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