3/17/1611 Irish Whiskies, RankedI’m not huge on green-tinted beer or white ethnic pride, but history has proven that St. Patrick came down on the…
3/1/16Burger King's Hot Dogs Are A Tasteful Middle Finger To Uppity Fast FoodHey, bud, want a burrito? For real. I appreciate you: For the way you talk, the way you walk, the way you’re…
2/26/16Fast-Food Smackdown: Burger King's Jalapeño Chicken Fries Vs. Taco Bell's QuesalupaLife, being pain, will sometimes trap even the most careful fast-foodie in the burgerless hellscape of a bullshit…
2/9/16How To Make A Kick-Ass SazeracI’ve never been to New Orleans and don’t know nearly as much as I should about its culture, but I do know Mardi Gras…
2/4/1613 Alcoholic Soda Pops, RankedAmerican consumption of full-calorie soft drinks has been dropping for years now, as we’ve shown rare nutritional…
1/29/16Fast-Food Smackdown: McDonald's Mozzarella Sticks Vs. Wendy's Bacon Fondue FriesCheese trails only corgis and dead British men as a stimulator of exaggerated public devotion. Forgetting for a…
1/27/1612 Root Beers, RankedAny of you happy bastards still clinging to the Sober January charade? Me neither, thank goodness, but I do always…
1/14/1614 Ways To Get More Bang For Your Boozing BuckDrinking is expensive! Or at least it is if you do it with any kind of style and dedication. If your lone goal is to…
12/30/15Nacho Smackdown: Taco Bell Vs. 7-ElevenTex-Mex food is increasingly popular in the United States for a number of very good reasons: It caters to our…
12/18/1524 Winter Beers, RankedWinter beer is a slippery category that used to comprise slightly boozy ales brewed with spices and odd grains, but…
12/11/1516 Rock-Themed Beers, RankedThere are currently more breweries than at any time in American history, which is cool enough, but what’s even…
11/25/15The Perfect Beer For All Your Thanksgiving NeedsAll holidays are the best, but Thanksgiving is the extra-best, because it doesn’t offend anyone other than the…
11/19/15Frozen-Food Smackdown: Totino's Pizza Rolls Vs. Hot Pockets Snack BitesDweezil Zappa’s dad memorably declared that a country’s legitimacy is predicated upon its having its own airline and…
11/18/1514 Vodkas, RankedAmericans drink more vodka than any other spirit, although whiskey has been gaining ground in recent years.…
11/13/15Guinness Is Struggling, And This Gimmicky New IPA Won't Save ItIf you came of drinking age in a certain era, Guinness Draught was quite likely the first good beer you ever had. As…
11/9/15Chicken Nugget Smackdown: Wendy's vs. Burger King vs. McDonald'sLittle kids can be cool, but there are a lot of obvious arguments against parenthood. Children are demonstrably…
11/3/15Stone's Goofy New Carrot-Cake Beer Is Pretty Good!After cleaning the ceiling fans on Monday and ordering new sweatpants yesterday, just a single item remains on my…
11/2/1514 Tips For Enjoying A Beer Festival's Majestic ChaosBeer festivals have a lot going for them, what with brewski and festivity right there in the very name. What’s…
10/27/15This Is The Best New Pumpkin BeerBooze and leisure bloggers have no need for calendars, but we do require many of the same ointments, detergents, and…
10/22/1511 Gins, RankedGin is the best white spirit, and its reward for this distinction is an unfounded but excellent reputation for…