“Ladies and gentlemen, don’t brace yourselves”

This made my day!

OMG I missed that how fucking dare she

Classy

NO. Betsy DeVos DOES NOT get to be Ms. Frizzle!!!!

There’s no way Ronald D. Moore is gonna allow Gabaldon’s racist caricature to play out on the screen. There, I said it.

Yup, that’s why Weinstein’s behind the barn and Bryan Singer’s sitting pretty. Harvey tried to rule entirely by fear and controlling people’s livelihoods but without anything to back it up except—fear and control. It was an edifice that only held itself up. He had no army; was just a mad king.

I’m waiting to watch this season till after Mr Willoughby debuts and I start to read some commentary on how Mr Willoughby is portrayed. If they get it straight from the book, I can not support.

So you’re saying this show has lots of sex?

Yep. I bet people are hoping his role as sacrificial goat will be enough to appease...I hope he’s just the start, and as more and more victims come forward, there will be more predators thrown into the volcano in a desperate attempt to prove “Hollywood” is willing to make a change. They’re starting with the dislikable…

It’s the implication, man. All about the implication.

Can you harmonize on the kazoo?

I’m a terrible person so I’d probably work on a way to mount an ice water super-soaker to a drone and then sit at the window with my binoculars, remote control and kazoo for playing “Flight of the Valkyries”.

Dear Jezebelles, today was the best day of my life.

This is a little bit different of a story, so bear with me. I haven’t ever told anyone about this before. And, frankly, it would be mostly just embarrassing to try — so congrats, Jezebel, you’re my metaphyisical therapist now.

When I was in 3rd grade, my mom and I moved to the other side of our city to live with her…

I’ve been reading Jez for years but I just made an account today so I could share mine.

I love that you do this every year! Been thinking of sharing this for a while. If you read it, you’ll see why I’ve been hesitant.