I wrote “maintain daily situational awareness of auto blogs” into my job description, so I'm good.

Wow, I thought I was the only one that reads Jalop all day instead of working.

drive like a champion every day.

No one hates Jalopnik. Lots of people hate Gawker.

Classic, I was discussing this at work today. Why is the commonly accepted phrase “I could care less” in the US? That indicates that you do, in fact care. The correct version is “I couldn’t care less” as used in English English.

Why fuck Hogan? Because he didnt want his sex tape on the internet?
Fuck Gawker. Go Jalopnik.

Myself, I couldn’t give less of a shit about Gawker.

Like a zipper, people. One and one. Don’t be the dick that stops the zipper.

Link to simulator since I couldn’t find it in the article.

IDK, I think more configurators need to offer “tent” as an option.

Honda CR-Z.

Ford Latin America had a pretty sad Fusion configurator a few years back. The options were all greyed out, as in, if you wanted digital A/C, you were thrown into the Top trim, the one with the kitchen sink in the trunk that you didn’t want.

$26K for a Mitsubishi you say?

How about a $31k Dodge Dart?

Not sure if this counts as sad and I’ll probably keep looking despite of important stuff to do.

On mine only red is available & no packages available

$53K for Flex?

This one, since I can’t have one:

Have you seen the inside? It doesn’t have falcon doors, but it does having reclining second row seats.

My submission for maximum sadness. (confirmed by my neighbor who drives one after his daughter wrapped his Mercury Marauder around a tree).