+1 I know it is unpopular but we should open endless investigations and block everything. 

Any Democrat who uses the word “bipartisanship” needs to be politely escorted from the building and cordially asked to never return.

Is this hilarious and enlightening? Absolutely. Is it newsworthy? Since it’s out there, yeah. But that doesn’t change the fact that an Uber driver recording passengers without their consent or knowledge and then posting that video online is a MASSIVE invasion of privacy regardless of the fame level of the passengers.

shouldn’t this have a ‘REGICIDE’ tag

It’s funny because I'm terror shitting right now. 

Fuck your “Well actually” horseshit.

This is way better than what happens when Patrick Kane goes home.

We should probably put restrictions on conservatives traveling into the United States until we figure out just what the hell is going on here

Octopuses are carnivores. They eat meat. I like crabmeat, and you probably do too. Octopuses just don’t have access to clarified butter.

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

A lazy blow job is better than no blow job. Just saying. 

I can only muster so much rage, so I’m not going to act like this infuriates me or anything. Chuck Schumer is who he is: a used car salesman who dreamed of more. He’s a schmoozer, and if he comes off as a bit greasy, well, in other times and circumstances, we’d need greasy schmoozers in order to get deals accomplished…

One of these days, a day that is definitely not today, I would just love to see Schumer and most of the rest of the Senate Dems make it all the way to school with their lunch money still in their pockets.

who da fuck is you

Hahahahahahahahaha! True. True.

They have a camera! You can't just go out and buy those, y'know!

They’re more or less vaporware.

I agree on the media, but let's not act like Democrats in Congress are asleep at the wheel with this one. They've been vocal and active. 

Because it doesn't fucking work?  It only amplifies Trump's bullshit and stirs up the right, because now it's evidence that you're trying to silence the oppressed conservative voices.

Holy fucking shit, that looks excellent. Give it to me now.