Definitely first read that as “crying fuckbaby”

I am disturbed by the fact that you, a cat, have learned to use Kinja.

this is my fat boy, he’s beautiful and i love him

After the lemon bath comes the lemon party!

Team soft G. There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

Out of abundance of caution, I think we need to put a moratorium on travel lifestyle vlogging, until we can figure out what’s going on.

They may have loved nature, but they very clearly did not respect it

I regret to inform you that Tucker Carlson, a thumb with a face and Fox News’ resident white supremacist,

We can force every single Republican to be present in chamber to clear the 51 needed for quorum. McCain isn’t exactly spry at the moment. Not that the Democrats have the political will to fight.

You stop being a chickenshit, stop pretending that anyone will ever care how “nice” or “respectful” to the other side you were or will ever pay you back in kind, and fucking force them to take the bad option if they really want it. We’re talking about a Republican Party that is ripping itself apart because it can’t…

The white moderates that King were referring to were people who said things like “slow your roll Jack” and “you can’t force these things”.  This particular moment find me a Democrat who has defended what’s happening at the border. Fuck, find me a serious Republican (oxymoron maybe). You can’t.

Michelle only went sleeveless because she thought conservatives would love a free gun show

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

You know his strikeout call:

So what the fuck is the individual citizen to do? I’ve lived beneath the poverty line most of my goddamn life and I’ve barely enough resources to support my family. I live in AK (a Red state) so I know that my phone call to Murkowski was just a waste and the only thing I’m doing when I argue with my Red neighbors is…

Fox News host Laura Ingraham even described the facilities as “essentially summer camps.”

Calling me names? *Yawn* Try harder.

This is not right. These people came to the United States for help. I don’t fucking care if people think we should be focusing inward on ourselves - I’m not a narcissistic assfuck like our president. We have the resources to help these people. And we have the fucking resources to help our own people too. And fuck…

I don’t even like Jason, but Jason & Janet together are just undeniably perfect.

We shall “live in the past” until the past is fully and completely separated from the present.