SO LIFE IS LITERALLY HANDING YOU LEMONS?

Stupid sexy Flanders

hmmm. They’re doing that right now

Panel 1: Secretary says to Dilbert that all the office women voted him least attractive. Panel 2: Dilbert says “can I appeal?” Panel 3: Secretary “apparently not”

Fantastic. I read this in Boris voice before reading the end.

THIS x 69

Nick/Novak is catchier.

This is overused

This is as well done as a trumpsteak

I caught this. I caught this. I caught this! Sorry. Just saw the film. Kinda amped.

Good deadspinism

ROGER, that!

Top take

“but is being that unattractive worth the minimal salary and attention?” “ that’s for the fan to decide!”

It has character, at least. I like it.

what would happen in your anti-gravity moonhouse? you would need straps, or bungee cords.

Thanks for writing this. My phone keyboard sucks. +exactly!

Well fuck/shit this is great. I love when my loyal deadspinism comes back around to amuse me

This is the fire 🔥 take!

This is unbelievably ON POINT