That’s a good effort, but, alas, you have forgotten to misspell a few words and include some grammatical errors. Also, -1 for not keeping it under 140 characters; dear leader’s preferred method of communication.

GM was definitely speaking to its reliability issues back in the day with that integrated toolkit. I had one of those in my Dodge as well - it was called a plastic bag full of wrenches. 

Wasn’t the Soundgarden stuff on the Sega CD version? Either way - “Rusty Cage” and “Outshined” have been playing over and over in my head this morning.

Ah, if only tricky Dick would have had a Twitter account...

Put a wing and some type R stickers on it, you could sell it as the Fast and Furious funeral special.

We’ve actually had some red-headed woodpeckers (I think) eat from our feeder, it’s fun to watch them hang off of the perch.

Yes. This. Fuck those birds and their bastard crow siblings.

This is the feeder that we have outside of our sun room on a shepherd’s hook - https://www.amazon.com/Brome-Squirrel-Buster-Feeder-Cardinal/dp/B0007LQ3RQ

Sprinkle some cayenne pepper around the area where the feeder is - that usually deters the cats from that area. We had a similar issue with some neighborhood feral cats, having this around the feeder kept them away from it.

I’m 6'1" and haven’t had an issue with smaller cars. Ironically, it’s the wider center consoles that I knock my knees into that seem to be the problem and I’m seeing this as being more of a trend with newer cars, or at least the ones I’m interested in. My older Mazda 3 5 door was very comfortable, and I’d consider…

Bravo. Have a star for your efforts.

Detroit apparently loves the fist too...

Scratch that, now I see that the thrust nozzle is angled so it doesn’t do that.

So, the flames from the jetpack melt the snow behind you as you’re moving forward?

Damn you Canadians - healthcare and manual transmissions.

Is it just me or does the guy flipping the camera off look like Matt LeBlanc?

You had me at “sublime greats hits CD”