My parents are Faux News watchers and didn’t believe the news about the virus, so I went over their house while they were out, went into their TV’s menu settings and blocked that channel. Later on my mom calls me to say she can’t watch Faux but she now sees what everyone is talking about and is going to hunker down.

I heard that the Oakland Zoo was shutting down because someone fought a panda and left it unconscious. Definitely a case of Marshall Law.

Lucas killed Star Wars. Abrams and Johnson just took turns defiling the corpse.

This comment deserves exactly 33 stars.

He just smiled and criticized my Vegemite sandwich.

The Last Jedi had its ass kicked in the space chase department by the new Battlestar Galactica, an episode made for television released back in 2004.

Or people who cared about continuity in a trilogy. But I guess that's a stupid thing to suggest.

I certainly felt stupid after watching it.

That tapping sound you hear is the sound of 100 political consultants deleting Gillum’s name from any short list of any important position in any potential administration.

Hold up. You believe them when they say he isn’t being tested? Where have you been the last 3 years?

It’s probably more likely that they’re burning through so many test kits at the White House that they don’t want anyone to know that they’re basically wasting them.

They might not be getting tested. More likely, these degenerates would lie about getting tested.

Can confirm, Barry continues to cheat on his wife by repeatedly fucking everything around him.

And, this was a bit to close to home. They had to close down Little Caesar’s Arena and clean a whole hotel in Downtown Detroit over this shit.

Yul Brenner’s cameo when Bernard/Arnold is walking through the service tunnels under the park. Whoa.

Not if you’re looking to establish a decent narrative. 

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

Yes, Charlotte was human and is dead.  Dolores put her mind inside a host built to look like her to escape the park.