Keeps the money from bleeding back out into the public.

Old guy skateboarding his way through a midlife crisis, or teen with a shaved head that just happens to look like a 50-year-old from certain angles?

More like the San Diego Over-chargers!

Albert. Every word you write here is true. But I present to you a very important counterargument.

Terrible casting. The dad isn’t a Fat Man, and that kid isn’t a Little Boy. What a bomb.

(You’re welcome for the obscure historical reference.)

This child has been born with so many advantages, he’s taking a victory lap.

Yeah. Even as an “upwardly mobile” liberal I don’t necessarily disagree with many of his points. But when I think that he actually typed that phrase and decided it was true enough to stay in the essay, I think maybe I should disagree with everything he says.

If you can’t see the differences between Sandy Hook & Charleston you are both blind & ignorant of the world around you.

“that I decided I’d rather be friends with Carlson instead.”

No sentient human being would ever say that. Unless they were a humongous douchebag.

“It also does something funny to the process, codifying judgements into legal framework, thereby creating a burden of evidence that requires something like statistical proof beyond the overwhelming circumstantial bits that show Brady is, very obviously, guilty as shit.”

Uh, no, it does nothing of the sort, and this is…

That’s his mime shirt, ‘cause he ain’t sayin’ nothin’.

Anything in there that explains why Brady dresses like a prisoner in a silent movie?

“I always destroy my old cell phones.”

So, if he destroys all of his cell phones as a security measure (which seems reasonable for someone like Brady), why was the phone prior to the phone in question available for analysis?

Tommy from Quinzzzzeeee, Attorney-At-Law:

You seem like fun.

He’s the politician you deserve, not me.

Outside the box? Lol. This is the same aggrieved bumpkin grifting that’s been going on since the dawn of politics.

I love that Carl’s last name is an anagram for China.

Man. I really thought this was leading to a punch line :(