Impressive. Truly impressive. Why couldn’t we get someone like her in the role of a super hero?

My wife and I were watching this episode and we did a little roof raising with our hollering when she completed the course. It was completely awesome.

Jessie Graff is so amazing. I watched her on ANJ and the shit she does is outrageous. I didn’t know her upbringing. That is incredibly badass.

I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

I don’t know if this is just an NYC thing, but I’ve noticed a lot of people using that word as slang who shouldn’t be using it. Mostly a certain type of younger male.

“I am not a racist.”™

THANK YOU! It really does taste different at Maccas...

Hush now you know it’s not the same! Next you’ll tell me to buy diet Coke somewhere besides McD!

My kid is typically really good about choosing good movies (Moana) and calling out dumb ones with a loud “BORING” during the trailer (we never saw Trolls or Storks, off the top of my head). But he’s fucking obsessed with Boss Baby. What is it about this movie? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......... and I’ll take him to see it…

It took a while for this gif to load but as soon as I saw spicy’s head in that frame I knew exactly what was going to happen. I didn’t count on Ben Carson though. LOL

A gif of beauty is a joy forever.

“Somewhat improbable.”

Ugh. My kid has been BEGGING to see this movie since he first saw the trailer months ago. Every weekend he reminds me that he REALLY wants to see Boss Baby. And now it’s finally here. I think I might keep saying it hasn’t come out yet...

“With a premise you cannot swallow, Boss Baby will leave a bad taste in your mouth”.

So it’s not about Trump?

Does anyone in Trump’s swamp look healthy? Maybe they should get the EPA to look into that. *laughs heartily...weeps into cat*

Don’t let his looks deceive you: he is quite healthy for a North-American reptile-brained, hate-yam. Such a color is common to all species of gummivore. If anything, blame his lackluster people-suit.

How is this guy still alive? He doesn’t look healthy. I was sure he would have stroked out by now.