Whitney Kimball
whitkimball
Staff reporter, Gizmodo. wkimball @ gizmodo
Sep 3 2017
440

How great would it be if the first letter of each paragraph spelled out F-U-C-K-Y-O-U?

Sep 1 2017
322

When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the Read more

Sep 1 2017
232

Did anybody actually watch the video of that insane clusterfuck in the Oval Office? The one where some chanting preacher was dramatically invoking Jesus’ name and thanking God for Trump and Pence and for giving the President the wisdom to call for a national day of prayer, and a woman appeared to be weeping, Read more

Aug 19 2017
71

I’m almost 40, and I’ve dated, had serious relationships, and am married. I’ve noticed a recurring trend with all men: they can be such assholes to the nth degree, but the minute you change your normal approach to them, they get defensive and/or clingy but not too apologetic. Read more

Aug 12 2017
66

Doing something different tonight for the mental health/self care thread in light of certain events today:

Aug 6 2017
58

With manatees there are no overlords. There are only friends and boat propellers.