Whitney Kimball
whitkimball
Staff reporter, Gizmodo. wkimball @ gizmodo
9/3/17
5:29 PM
440

How great would it be if the first letter of each paragraph spelled out F-U-C-K-Y-O-U?

9/1/17
8:58 PM
322

When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the Read more

9/1/17
7:36 PM
232

Did anybody actually watch the video of that insane clusterfuck in the Oval Office? The one where some chanting preacher was dramatically invoking Jesus’ name and thanking God for Trump and Pence and for giving the President the wisdom to call for a national day of prayer, and a woman appeared to be weeping, Read more

8/19/17
9:23 PM
71

I’m almost 40, and I’ve dated, had serious relationships, and am married. I’ve noticed a recurring trend with all men: they can be such assholes to the nth degree, but the minute you change your normal approach to them, they get defensive and/or clingy but not too apologetic. Read more

8/12/17
7:31 PM
66

Doing something different tonight for the mental health/self care thread in light of certain events today:

8/6/17
3:26 PM
58

With manatees there are no overlords. There are only friends and boat propellers.

8/6/17
3:15 PM
30

I, for one, welcome our manatee overlords. Sooner the better.